A few quotes of the day from my husband.
#1
Bryan: Seeing you wear my sweatshirt makes me feel fat
What he meant: Seeing you wear my sweatshirt and how it is hanging on you with your baby belly, makes me feel fat.
#2
Me: Do you care what tshirts I wear or can I just grab whatever?
Bryan: Just wear something that I don't normally wear. I don't want you to stretch them out.
FYI: His tshirts HANG on me and I have a mere 9 weeks until I give birth.
#3
Me: Did you like how I did my hair today?
Bryan: I noticed it in the waiting room and knew you did something different.
Me: Did you like it?
Bryan: It was very voluptuous. (actually he says, volumptuous, but means voluptuous).
This, my friends, is what I refer to as a "Bryan compliment".
My husband cracks me up. He just doesn't think out what he's saying, and it usually comes out wrong. He is in no way trying to offend me. It really just makes me laugh all the time. I think I'll just have to start recording all the "Bryan compliments" I get because it truly will have you rolling.
Friday, February 25, 2011
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3 comments:
Well, I will never forget "butter ball." ;)
I had to read these to Jesse! And then he of course had his own set of Bryan stories to tell. It was great fun...you would have loved it :)
Oh, Jess, Bryan will never live "butter ball" down!
I'd love to hear these stories, Jeni! I bet you just couldn't stop laughing!
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